The Unwritten Weave Code.. Are you a Violator?

So I was bored one day at work a while back and I decided to use my FAV social network site to express the awfulness of all of the bad weaves I see daily... This here is the Unwritten Weave Code...not to be taken as a joke (although it is quite hilarious). This is for all those chicks out there who think they are DOING IT, but in actuality your failing BIG TIME. So enjoy, take notes, hell I don't care Print it off and hang it up in your Bathroom.. but know that I state facts (that just happen to be funny) here it goes.....


I'm pretty sure there is like an unwritten code on how to wear weave 
#1 make sure it matches UR hair texture.. Sincerely those nappy edges

Unwritten Weave Code #2 exposed tracks is a DEFINITE #epicFAIL.. And should be punishable by death.. #ijs

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #3 if ur a cheap ass individual u should NEVER wear weave.. Cuz cheap can be spotted a mile a way.. Its just not cute

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #4 if u know ur hair line is receding PLEASE pretty please get a bang.. Thanks from Big Foreheads LLC

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #5 #deathTo the Lace front that comes with its own baby hair..ie Brandy Norwood.. Like seriously that's shits awful

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #6 putting glue on anything that costs 100 plus dollars a pack... U simple Bish... What a waste

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #7 matching ur weave color to ur outfit choices...ur purple suit from easter.. Now u looking like Barney by the head smh

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #8 wet and wavy aint for everybody..just cuz its cute on ur homegirl (who has natural baby hair) don't mean its for u

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #9 if ur edges are NON EXISTENT please don't get tracks glued to the side of ur head but u got a sew-in o_O

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #10 weave brushes were made 4 a reason..INVEST IN ONE if u insist on wearing weave..no need 2 b looking like a bird's nest

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #11 STOP trying to pass ur weave off as ur real hair when we can see where one begins & the other ends

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #12 STOP letting your unqualified homegirl do your weaves...she does not have ur best interest at heart!!

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #13 the Weave Code applies to ALL races & nationalities..white girl ur "extensions" should not be nappy ie Ms.Aguilera

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #14 #deathTo the "natural" hair weaves.. Why get a sew-in of an afro when u can just wear ur hair??

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #15 stop trying to pass off ur Yaky hair as Indian Remy  if u don't know what Indian remy is supposed to look like

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #16 weave is supposed to be free flowing not matted and sticking straight out ... Fix that shit

#UnwrittenWeaveCode #17 stop saying u have thin hair when ur ass walking around with all of 6 tracks in ur head.. Bish Bye!!